im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize