i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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