Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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