Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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