i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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