Banned from zoo.
Again?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i dont even know how to be here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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