I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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