my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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