My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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