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so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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