Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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