You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I have aggressive nipples.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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