i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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