yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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