Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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