She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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