so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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