I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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