bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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