"it" just moved
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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