so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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