Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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