: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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