i don't like sucking hair
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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