I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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