I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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