Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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