We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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