i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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