You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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