why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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whose parrot is this?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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