I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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