No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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