bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I will be naked everywhere
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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