Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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