do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
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It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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