I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I think i peed on brittanys purse
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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