I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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