New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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