hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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