Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Randomize