...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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