there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
this is an emotional support booty call
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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