Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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