I don't think brook has ever known best
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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