she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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