spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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