They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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