hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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