Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting married
To pizza
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize